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eieregooie
Nee, dit is geen instructieboekje voor IRC, maar een bewerking van de bijbel. Ik vind et echt een van de grappigste dingen die ik op inet ben tegen gekomen lately :D Vandaar dattie me wel een thread waard is :) (en natuurlijk vanwege de grote kans op een discussie wanneer dit onderwerp aangesneden wordt)



http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/



voorbeeldje:

quote:
* Jehova has joined #Eden
<Jehova> Now, let's make that man.
* Jehova models some dust and clay
* Jehova breaths in the nostrils
<Jehova> That should do the trick
* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00t
<Jehova> quite
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
* Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden
SnuggLe
Whahahaha, helemaal geweldig ja! :)

D'r was vroeger ook een site met de beste quotes van IRC,
deze: http://www.bash.org/?top

quote:

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS




quote:

<ohm> damn
<ohm>
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm>
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm>



quote:
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!!
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)



quote:
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?



En de ALLER ALLER beste:

quote:

<studdud> what the is wtf

apri_peel
hahahahahaha
i miss irc
BaRTeZ
ahahah die eerste is heerlijk.

Bash.org is ook geweldig :D
Teknikol
whaha ja die site is echt lache, ook die van beste irc quotes :D

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