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| subuddha |
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| emono |
| quote: | I'm almost positive that sooner or later I'm going to get into a physical confrontation because I support freedom of sexual preference. I won't try and defend myself either at first. I want to be able to just resolve the matter with words. Being Buddhist can be pestering in high school.
Unfortuently, I'm only human. There can only be so much I can stand. I'm now carrying a baseball bat and a pitchers glove in my truck(Glove is so the bat isn't considered a weapon if my vehicle is ever searched).
Watch out everyone, the fag has lost it's temper and has a bat.
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| Twoces |
Sorry to dig up this topic, but some of this stuff is funny...
| quote: | | i secretly wish that men i knew masturbated while thinking of me. |
and some of it is some of the saddest stuff I've ever read
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I can't get laid and wish i was dead
if i cant attract another person that means i have failed as a human being.
I have gay sex because at least guys will me but im grossed out by them.
i'm not bad looking and iguess i'm sort of funny but i can't read women's signals because i'm too dense. I'm like the dog who kept getting in fights because it could'nt wag it's tail. |
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| Cal |
Holy some good ones
| quote: | | i was really horny once, so i decided to masturbate to porn. without realising my sister came in and she got so turned on by my that she started sucking it. now me and my sister have sex everyday and my parents dont know! |
Unreal
| quote: | | i'm eating out of a can...i've sunk to a new low |
Thats just too funny
| quote: | | I was listening to music and spaced out and smoked a entire joint by myself..now I feel lonely, and sorry for myself. |
Rock on
| quote: | | I once told a guy I was gay to have sex with him. It turns out that I really am gay. DAMN! |
LOOOL
| quote: | | I'm in a healthy stable relationship with a girl and once a week I dress up in drag and stick a vibrator up my ass |
OMG
| quote: | | When I was younger I used to sneak into my sisters room and steal her barbie dolls. |
OK what the
| quote: | | One time I egged my grand parent's house because they only sent me 10 dollars ofr my birthday (at least it covered the eggs). |
What a dumbass
| quote: | | I took a crap in a toilet at Home Depot becuase I was mad at customer service. |
Holy dude
| quote: | | i hate our president. he makes me want to leave the states. i'm embarrased for our country every time he says "nucular." |
Damn streight |
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| Cal |
OMG this is just amazing
| quote: | | i have a velvet robe and smoke a pipe w/ bubbles i feel unstopable when i wear it |
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| teegee |
| quote: | | I go for anything with a dick. I am a loner, and the friends that i do have, i flirt with thier boyfreinds until they start liking me. Im manipulative and i use people, mostly for sex and things that i want. im a pretty nice person though |
hrhrhr the ending makes this one |
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| icyhandofcrap |
"i really hurt todds feelings by telling him he has the smallest turtle in the world"
"i have a birthmark on my ass shaped like a corndog"
"I punched some guy out today because he said Goku can beat Superman witch is ing bull because goku is a weakling and Superman is the strongest there is"
"i went for many years without eating carrots because the fact that they are so orange really scared me."
"when i was a little kid i stole a pack of ouch bubble gum from a big store chain. as soon as i got home i cried as i ate it all,hiding behind my couch. till now i still never told anyone"
" i have a summer job working in corn feilds with a bunch of other people. over the years i have perfected taking a dump while walking through the feild."
"today in school, I had a booger in my nose, but there was no tissue to blow my nose with, so when I went to go get water, I shot a huge snot rocket into the fountain. I saw other people drinking from it and noticing it, and a few hours later, it was still there.
I wonder how long it'll stay..."
"i have headlice, and gave it to my family :("
"The other day, me and my friend found some apple pies lying around. We didn't know who they belonged to, so we ate them. They were really yummy."
bwahahaha :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Orbax |
| "when I get mad at my wife, I stick her toothbrush up my ass" |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| Not that again..... |
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