| Prodigy Child |
| quote: | Originally posted by electric_soul
shudder @ this :P
my biggests age differences:
me: 17, she: 29 (9 month relationship)
me: 18, she: 34 (just fooling around, this 1 had a kid who was 12)
me: 18, she: 37 (still fooling around ;))
me: 21, she: 27 (we lived together almost 2 years, splited up) |
When I was back in England, this one time me and one of my mates went downtown, and got abit drunk, well at one point we sit down, and these 2 girls come over, I was pretty hammered so I couldn't make out what the chick that went over to my mate looked like, but the one that came to me was ugly, so I made like a pair of Oprahs pants and split, well later that night when I come back and find him, hes still with that chick, and it was at the end of the night, well the lights came on and I saw the monster, dam it was bad...like elephant man bad, and very old looking, prolly cos she was turning 40, man we were only like 16 at the time, well they went home and got the funk on, and I went home and cried for my friend, well we went back down the following week, and guess what the same chicks came back over, it turns out the other chick that was with her and with her last week was her daughter, so I turned into Superman and flew out of there faster than light, well I go and do my stuff for that night:D , then go home and goto bed, well the next day I meet up with my disterbed friend and guess what, he got the funk on with her aswell, talk about keeping it in the family, well I'm 21 now and still have nightmares about that chapter of my life, so beware of your friends with low low LOWWWW standards. |
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