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New Slang Dictionary
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| Bren-F |
contents of a really funny email a friend sent me :D
NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2003
GOING FOR A Mc
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is a Mc with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you
live,
how you got there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.
After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please,
Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE
The female erection.
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it
is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her
nipples simultaneously.
FLOGGING ON
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a
speed.
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent
who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to
show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when
viewed
from the outside, but there's actually fu(k-all in there worth
seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i. e. you can
see the 'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come
back in.
> > > >>>
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you
wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in your bed instead.
> > > >>>
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
> > > >>>
PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)
> > > >>>
PICASSO AR$E
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got 4 buttocks.
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
> > > >>>
STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUT
A homosexual.
> > > >>>
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
> > > >>>
TART FUEL
Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
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TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
> > > >>>
TODGER DODGER
A lesbian.
> > > >>>
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up
on blocks".
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WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
> > > >>>
WYNONA RYDER
Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson
and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"
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| whiskers |
ROTFLMFAO!! these are hilarious!
btw, did you know that they added "bling-bling" to the oxford dictionary? blimey.... |
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| fuct4less |
| foshizzle mah nizzle... |
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| Dr. Cfire |
Yah most of this is not new
| quote: | GOING FOR A Mc
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is a Mc with Lies.
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We where saying that back in 96
| quote: | BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you
live,
how you got there, and where you've come from.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.
After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.
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These were all new back in 2000, and breaking the seal is more like after 2 hours of pregame(drinking before the bar so its cheaper) before you get to the bar, or if its a short pregame as soon as you get inside you go like a racehorse.
Some others to add to your list
Pregame - the six pack (of tallboys) that you down at your friends place(or parking lot) before you enter the bar. The effect is that you have most of a buzz going before you hit the bar so its cheaper.
Postgame - its 2o'clock and you need at least 3 or 4 more drinks, you head to the nearest friends place and procede to have about 12 drinks.
Breakfast beer - kind of self explanitory. Its the best beer all day. |
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| Billabong |
| Technicolor Yawn - Being Sick |
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| Misty Kitty |
LOL sum of those r well funny.
The one that fallen into my vocabulary for erect nipples is:
Smuggling Peanuts |
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| LordTranceaLaut |
some more
Girl-Rating System (for ugly gals)
10-pinter - A gal around whom ud have to have 10 drinks before u wud think of even approaching her
naturally a 1 or 2 -pinter is a hottie...use that to rate gals next time at a bar..
2-bAGGER - a gal around whom u need to have 2 bags while having sex....one to cover her face and one to cover urs in case YOURS falls off....(different way of saying hide the face the base) |
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| KilldaDJ |
todger dodger
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| ahlamalek |
| titanic :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| rjwilmsi |
| LOL - hadn't heard many of those before. *Commits to memory.* |
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