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Funny Way to Ask a Girl 0ut!!!
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sebby
I need help from anyone ASAP!

My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....

Hey Ashley,

I hope you don’t think that I’m some kind of weird, four eyed fool for writing this letter. Actually it may be a little ironic for me to write one….since we did meet for the first time through note writing…lol Anyway your probably wondering why I’m even writing this letter. Well, first off…I’m bored and I should be studying for finals. Second I wanted to tell you something. I think you’re a cool and very cute girl. Actually I think you’re the (as these young kids like to say these days). As the great Patrick Aksan used to say and I quote: “If I were a fly, Id be all over you cuz you’re the .” Maybe it’s your sexy nose ring, or you’re coming into class late asking if there was a quiz. Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’m soooooooooo lonely and I need a friend (ha ha that was a joke….no really it was ;) And maybe I’m just ignorant or can’t take a hint but you never did answer my emails that I sent waaaaaaaaaaay back when. You know…..the ones that asked for your hand in marriage…or the one asking if you wanted to go to Hawaii on my yacht…...or maybe you didn’t get those. Hmmm well, if you didn’t at least I know that you got this letter.

Ashley, I have a question for you. I was wondering if you’d like to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s with me this weekend? (I’m messing with you. It should be on Friday cuz they have better deals during the weekdays) But in all seriousness. Would you like to go out with me? Maybe go dancing or take a nice walk on the beach. Id like to get to know you. See what makes this East coast babe tick. Grant it… I’m not the sexiest guy, or the strongest, or even the hungest….. it…I’m as plain as a bagel that you sell at your store. But I can promise you one thing. You’ll have a fun night out. Man I sound like a damn advertisement…..see I even have a little marketing skills to offer you. So what do ya say Ashley? Will you do the honor of going out on a date with me? It took me 11 weeks to nurse the balls to be able to ask you….. and if you say no. It’s ok. Ill have another 12 weeks in Accounting 300 to write you a better letter/proposal.

I hope you enjoyed reading this letter as much as I enjoyed writing it. I also hope that you don’t have a boyfriend cuz I’m sure he’d REALLY enjoy reading this letter. And the fact that I just spent study time making an (_,_) out of myself really doesn’t help. I hope to hear from you soon babe (hopefully sooner than later). My cell phone number is 1 323 XXX XXXX and my email is paksan32@yahoo.com Hopefully if all goes well we will be talking soon. If not than I wish you a great 10 days off from school and Ill be awaiting the very awkward moment between us in Accounting 300. (I’m just kidding) Have a great break!!!
Yours truly,
Patrick “Pizda” Aksan
Nell
your taking the piss right? please say you are. if your not, ill give you some pointers like removing the un-confident/insecure crap at the begining and throughoutt the letter.
sebby
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originally posted by Nell
your taking the piss right?


What do you mean by that?
Nell
dude i dont mean to critisize as i don't know your age, but im 20 and if i said the line..

"to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s"

id expect the girl to laugh at me. i dont mean to offend you in anyway, sorry if i came across as harsh.

your mate also sounds very insecure. girls dont tend to go for this. tey and sound more confident, to the point, but sweet.
sebby
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originally posted by Nell
dude i dont mean to critisize as i don't know your age, but im 20 and if i said the line..

"to have a nice romantic dinner at McDonald’s"

id expect the girl to laugh at me. i dont mean to offend you in anyway, sorry if i came across as harsh


The whole point of writing that Mc Donalds line is to make her laugh.
Photo_bot_2k1
i say you make it more anonymous and give the letter to the girl yourself then there will be a big surprise at the end when its acctually some other guy whos asking her out and not you
occrider
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Originally posted by sebby
The whole point of writing that Mc Donalds line is to make her laugh.


The Mcdonald's touch is good imo. But I kind of agree with some of the above reviews ... it's ok to be self deprecating once or twice (shows humility/you aren't full of yourself), but don't overdue it (shows insecurity/possible issues).
USMC_Greg
take her to taco bell, then she'd be having "the "
sebby
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originally posted by Photo_bot_2k1
i say you make it more anonymous and give the letter to the girl yourself then there will be a big surprise at the end when its acctually some other guy whos asking her out and not you


Perhaps I wasn't clear here. My friend Patrick has been talking to Ashley in class throughout the semester as colleagues, but finally decided to ask her out by writing the letter you see above. Do you think this method will work?
kewlness
talk more about her and less about yourself...

no girl wants to hear a guy write/talk about himself all the time

be more confident also. girls like confidence


i know it's a compliment but calling someone "the " doesn't really sound sweet or romantic

sebby
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originally posted by kewlness
talk more about her and less about yourself...

no girl wants to hear a guy write/talk about himself all the time

be more confident also. girls like confidence


i know it's a compliment but calling someone "the " doesn't really sound sweet or romantic


That's more like it. Keep'em coming guys! I'll be back in a hour to see more of your pointers.
rudeboy69
sebby, DO NOT SEND THIS LETTER!!!

i am serious!!!

LETTER never works....... this is not f'#%$ing hollywood movies

you have to get to know this girl, then asking girl out for a date will not become SO FORMAL!
you'll freak her out!!! i am dead serious....
i say wait and take more accounting classes with her....:toothless

even ask her what classes that she will be taking next semester??
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