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| BSE cybercow |
| quote: | Originally posted by goldenarmZ
he listens to chesney hawkes... the man has class. |
*thoughts of an oriental "one and only"* you go boy!
sam.... why would you want a boyfriend who likes sex AND milk? what if he turns all his sexual attention to the milk and starts porking milk bottles megaskank stylee?? |
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| tu_face |
my mums mate was a nurse in A & E dept.. she told us oncwe about this bloke that came in with a milk bottle stuck on his :stongue: becoz he put his doo-dar (yes, doo-dar) in when it was a little floppy, he didnt account for the swelling, and thus the blood could not get out again hahahahahha!!
so.. beware of the type of guy you are looking for sam :p |
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| BSE cybercow |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
my mums mate was a nurse in A & E dept.. she told us oncwe about this bloke that came in with a milk bottle stuck on his :stongue: becoz he put his doo-dar (yes, doo-dar) in when it was a little floppy, he didnt account for the swelling, and thus the blood could not get out again hahahahahha!!
so.. beware of the type of guy you are looking for sam :p |
my mates a nurse and hes seen women with wine bottles stuck up there fajhitas and once a bloke with his dick stuck in a video recorder! |
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| Technaut |
| quote: | Originally posted by BSE cybercow
and once a bloke with his dick stuck in a video recorder! |
drunk, I was :( |
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| Fairy Liquid |
| quote: | Originally posted by tu_face
my mums mate was a nurse in A & E dept.. she told us oncwe about this bloke that came in with a milk bottle stuck on his :stongue: becoz he put his doo-dar (yes, doo-dar) in when it was a little floppy, he didnt account for the swelling, and thus the blood could not get out again hahahahahha!!
so.. beware of the type of guy you are looking for sam :p |
:haha: ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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