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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
Mikey Howard
Mikey Howard is really not a geordie tosser who supports a e footy team. He is actually someone who was cloned to get the perfect Sailor poster boy. It all started back in the mid 80's, back in the days where Neo still had hair (there is a thought), Ste was not a drug addict and Ian was sane, Alan was not a pedo and Coup was not gay.
They cloned him from lemons, an old newcastle utd shirt and a tracksuit from a scouser. They created a pretty boy who would be the envy of all trade addicts. Fast forward to today, he lives near newcastle and has much patience. He hopes that pvd will return to his former glory and that newcastle will win the premier (snowball chance in hell) and that he will get more than a 56K. Mikey hopes to be poster boy for the british navy one day soon and hopes to get a girl that can stand his bitterness. I thought I was bitter then I met Mikey....who complains at more things than moi (I thought that was IMPOSSIBLE!). Mikey is hiding from his stalker Rockshox who desperately wants to make mad passionate love to mikey. Mikey is not gay tho some suspect he may change teams. Also Mikey wants to be his hero Paul Van Dyk who keeps putting out e vandit records. Mikey hopes to one day work for his hero, Pedo..gary glitter because mikey feels he can get gary what he needs...young boys (Alan got fired from this job because he kept sleeping with the merchandise). All in all..if you see him....tell him that rockshox has sweetened the deal. |
what the ing hell is that load of rubbish??? you must be on about dj mikey mike and dj mikey mike leaves nowhere near newcastle at all! he lives down south!!
The childrens book i made in year 8 about santa was more intresting than that! |
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| torontotrance |
I made the whole thing up for a laugh...then again..it turned out to be not funny. Then again, I wrote two versions you knob and here is the real and purposely ACCURATE and FRIENDLY version.
The real Mikey Howard Story
Mikey Howard is 18 years old and lives down south which is nowhere near Newcastle, but he supports Newcastle United which is his fave footy team. Mikey is addicted to Paul Van Dyk and seems to want every set pvd has on mp3 and likes to correct the tracklists. Actually he takes great interest in the proper spelling of Paul Van Dyk as PvD not PVD. He sees that mistake, he will correct it. Mikey's fave word is FECK OFF! and he likes to use it. He has the pretty boy looks which people think that he will be a model for some business ad someday but Mikey denies it. Mikey finally got a hold of the vinyl that he has wanted for years but has not received it which is Andy Ling - Fixation (Airwave Mix) on 12". All things being said, Mikey is a good guy.
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
Mikey Howard is 18 years old and lives down south which is nowhere near Newcastle, but he supports Newcastle United which is his fave footy team. Mikey is addicted to Paul Van Dyk and seems to want every set pvd has on mp3 and likes to correct the tracklists. Actually he takes great interest in the proper spelling of Paul Van Dyk as PvD not PVD. He sees that mistake, he will correct it. Mikey's fave word is FECK OFF! and he likes to use it. He has the pretty boy looks which people think that he will be a model for some business ad someday but Mikey denies it. Mikey finally got a hold of the vinyl that he has wanted for years but has not received it which is Andy Ling - Fixation (Airwave Mix) on 12". All things being said, Mikey is a good guy. |
english drop out. |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
english drop out. |
hehe, says you! |
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
I got the GCSE's to do A-Levels, and then i could have done the A-Levels then Uni direction. but i didnt want to. tta obviously didnt make the grade :p |
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