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Wicked Neo
A Very Long time ago in ancient Denmania dinosaurs roamed the Earth, Cavemen were beating each other up, and Birds & bees were having sex together. One day God decided to make someone different, someone neutral, to moderate the jungle, that day, he made Wicked Neo!
Neo however couldn't exist forever just keeping the peace, so god took the finest piece of Redwood and made him a woman. She cooked him wonderful dinners, kept him warm at night, and helped balance his life out.
Neo however managed to keep his identity secret to most, and left some of the people thinking that he may well be someone famous, however this was proved not to be the case, but left him the butt of some jokes for a while, until one day he appeared from the shadows to announce himself on the world, a new, confident person.
This person became a pillar of society and was eventually voted in as the patron saint of tranceaddict, a place set up by a dark creature from the deepest canadian lakes, known only as Swamper. Neo worked alongside guys including one who guest appeared on south park, as a retard called Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and one who kept himself to himself, and went by the guise of tu_face, although gurnign was the best thing he did with such face.
Our great friend Neo was posting on the tranceaddict board for many years before most of us knew of its existance, but we persevered to overtake his post count, after all, theres only so many times he can write ‘thread closed’
Neo is the kinda guy tho in all seriousness who has the respect of everyone, even if we tease him, and in Neo we trust :) he’s like the daddy of the group known of UKTA.
Neo inhabits a place known only as Liverpoooooooooool, and has been rumoured to try & fit in by wearing attire that befits the 1980s, but he rarely flaunts such numbers in public, he also has a tendancy for 3 hour baths :nervous:
Neo walked into a bar
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