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Guide 2B 'COOL'
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| bassaholix |
1) Be a complete ignorant . Block passages/walkways/pathways, gossiping to your friends about BS relationships. Well these arent relationships, its more of 2 ppl making eye contact. Anyway, by blocking the passage way , it allows people to make large detours around you (ultimately pissin em off. But dont forget, GOSSIPING IS VERY IMPORTANT, and its "cool".
2) Get in a fight. Fights are "cool". Especially the ones that are based upon someone looking upon the same girl you look upon. Not nesscarily your actual GF (in todays society what exactly is a girlfriend anyway ) Or in other words, a fight with no meaning. These fights usually consist of 2 ppl, first shoving eachother exchanging insults to eachother. The insults are usually words used to label male or female genetalia (sp?). It usually works on the basis of push, insult, push, insult, walk away with your mates acting as if ur a bloody champion. Its a very easy way of becoming "cool"
3) Smoking. If you smoke, underage that is, your automaticaly "cool". In-haling this vile smelling drug into your lungs will make you "cool". Smoking potentially shortens your life span, and if u start earlier U can die Earlier!!! So you know LETS GO HAVE A PUFF. Hey, its "cool" !!
4) Dress sense. These days it appears to be "cool" to wear shiny clothes which are 3 times too big for the person who wears em. Also I think the American Gangster look appears to be "the in thing". Come on ppl!!! lets all dress up like THUGS. All this achieves is scaring the elderly and setting that person a stereo-type. But ey, its cool !
5) Be sure that when riding in your automobile, the volume of the stereo is loud enough for everyone in a six block radius to know just how much you like your phat tunes. After all, everyone likes the same kind of music as you, and those that don't are uneducated twats who should be force fed your automobile audio accompaniment until they learn to love it too.
Dont Forget People. If you want to be "cool" this is how you go about doing it
This Was inspired by all the things I have seen today in my local shopping centre |
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| Tranc3 |
| Feelin a bit pissed-off there? I mean I agree with it all, but your tone... |
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| kewlness |
yeah... a lot of what he said is pretty true though...
i see it all the time...
especially the kids wearing clothes that are 3 sizes too large for them and wearing a bunch of fake jewelry trying to act all gangsta and stuff |
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| icedale |
Those clowns just make me laugh.
It's really entertaining to watch them trying to look "cool" and things. I find it amusing. Free show;)
Though, one time that I used a public phone, I was trying to talk and there was this guy with some BAD-ASS woofers that caused me a headache from the bass. The Bass was ubelievably deep. jeez. I couldn't thing straight for a few minutes. |
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| sooper |
| If you wanna be cool, live in Canada - we've got a neverending winter. |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
If you wanna be cool, live in Canada - we've got a neverending winter. |
Canada is by definition 'not cool'
you're forgetting that :) |
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| brainfried |
| quote: | Originally posted by bassaholix
3) Smoking. If you smoke, underage that is, your automaticaly "cool". In-haling this vile smelling drug into your lungs will make you "cool". Smoking potentially shortens your life span, and if u start earlier U can die Earlier!!! So you know LETS GO HAVE A PUFF. Hey, its "cool" !!
5) Be sure that when riding in your automobile, the volume of the stereo is loud enough for everyone in a six block radius to know just how much you like your phat tunes. After all, everyone likes the same kind of music as you, and those that don't are uneducated twats who should be force fed your automobile audio accompaniment until they learn to love it too.
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Hehe, u sound pretty pissed off:eek: but dont be knocking all underage smokers, though im not one anymore i was for about seven years:toocool: and some people who blast their tunes just really like loud music but im not one of those anymore either as some dick decided to jack my whole system:mad: |
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| Paula |
Those fools blocking the hallways really piss me off. Back to them in a second.
My locker, when not infested by my friends (who stay out of the way i might add) is next to this idiots whose friends block MY locker. that's not something you do , trust me. So I give them 2 seconds to notice my stare, then i say excuse me, then i say MOVE , then i get to shove them INTO my locker and they bounce back off. Eventually they get the idea.
Well the people in the MIDDLE of the fcking hallway have it worse, though its still their fault, they gather speed before they hit the lockers on either side of them, so the impact is greater. and its quite funny.
usually i'm not that extreme. elbows work, so does a sligh kick to the back of one knee (automatically taking them off balance and easily moved out of the way).
I love being UNcool....hehe
~~Paula~~ |
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| mmilo |
still underage, still a smoker :/
still pump music from the car :/ cuz i like my music loud, what can i say? i do it in my room all the time, no-one really cares ..
still wearing baggy clothes (not 3 sizes up tho..) .. eh, its style.
i see the point you're making though . there are many 'fakers' .. and fukk i hate going places and everyone jus stares at each other.. |
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| bassaholix |
| quote: | Originally posted by mmilo
and everyone jus stares at each other.. |
God.. how stupid are ppl.. seriously.. |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
hey! don't insult baggy clothes! they're comfortable and they look good!!!
on the other hand..... 3 times bigger than me!? THAT is something to laugh at! lol.......
people today are stupid...... I get amazed about how stupid, every day, over and over again! it's just funny what our society has become...... well, I'm talking about thease people......
anyway, rememer kids... RAP means Retards Attempting Poetry :D
and this thread proves it all! |
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