Here are some simple to use instuctions that will get everyone reposting JPLoveParade's threads:
In the upper right hand corner there is a button:

Click on it
On the left side of your screen you will see "Search By User Name," then a input box below it.
Type JPLoveParade in that input box.

Under "SEARCH OPTIONS" click on the drop down selection box and click "Humour / Funny Stuff / Cool Web Sites"(under the heading "Other")

Click the button labeled "Perform Search" at the bottom.

Open a thread... copy and paste.

Tricks of the trade:
I suggest going to no thread page lower than 25 as those would be fairly recent. Steal the links from there.

Good luck on your quest.

I know... I know... I'm an asshole

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So they take me in on a chain to Long Beach. And now they lock me up in the cell behind the court room in Long Beach while i'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses. (parking tickets) and then I paniced and i'm thinking "oh my god, man, while i'm here, they're holding me, actually what's to stop them. i mean what's really to stop them?!" oh i assumed that maybe some day my mother would realize that i should've gotten out.(laughs) Nah, she was nuts, she wouldn't have known. But still what's to stop them?! and i'm thinking... and finally they called me. I'm sorry. I'll come out. I'll be dead. Scared.