Whats sicker then a dead dog with an axe in its face?

a dead baby with an axe in its face.




Man walks into a doctors surgery,
'Excuse me sir' the man says to the doctor, 'I seem to have a sexual problem with my 6yr old daughter', 'your daughters sexually active at 6yrs old?' says the doctor in a state of shock. 'No' replies the man 'She just lies there like her mother'.



What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.




Q. What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A. The little boy in the trunk of my car.




A man and a little boy are walking hand in hand into some woods. The deeper they go the darker it gets. Further and further in. The little boy stops, wimpering. 'Whats wrong' Says the man. 'I'm scared' Says the little boy. 'Your scared' Replies the man, 'i've got to get out of these woods on my own'.





A little girl is standing by the edge of a cliff crying her eyes out.
A man comes over and says, "What's wrong little girl?"

The little girl still crying just points over to the edge of the cliff.
The man looks over the edge and sees a car with the little girl's parents mangled n the rocks below.

The man turns round, unzips his fly and says, "I guess it just ain't your lucky day!"



Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can.

Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.

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I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Swear and Sweat by it.

lol, hard but funny

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hehehehe go ste

seen some of them b4 mind

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"They're all probably clapping hands, Platini sitting up there on the phone to Sepp Blatter, probably texting each other, delighted with the result"

you should be shot for those ste.

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Sander K talking to DJ Mag: "There are too many DJs who have made it, and then they stopped experimenting or trying new things - they just go through the motions and do it for the money."

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howdy, i think i'll join you for the first class trip to hell.


[here's where i was gonna write two of the worst jokes i've ever heard. but they're soo terrible i wrote them and then deleted them and wrote this becuase they were too horrible...]

oh well, have a nice trip.

quote:

Originally posted by Trance Plant

my thoughts exactly..

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"You don't want to tell me any sick jokes"

"You want to go home and rethink your life"

Go about your browsing everyone, Jedi business

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Originally posted by BigFlavor howdy, i think i'll join you for the first class trip to hell. [here's where i was gonna write two of the worst jokes i've ever heard. but they're soo terrible i wrote them and then deleted them and wrote this becuase they were too horrible...] oh well, have a nice trip.

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quote:

Originally posted by BigFlavor howdy, i think i'll join you for the first class trip to hell. [here's where i was gonna write two of the worst jokes i've ever heard. but they're soo terrible i wrote them and then deleted them and wrote this becuase they were too horrible...] oh well, have a nice trip.

write them



what sicker than a truck full of dead babies?


...the one at the botton eating its way out.

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