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Originally posted by Vector A See, to me the stuff you listed is just normal table manners. All that foppery about proper wine-pouring, though? Pfft.

Whole-heartedly agree. Except 'shovel-eating' I guess. I do take pretty massive bites, but I have my mouth closed the entire time while chewing and I don't make a fucking noise while eating.

I hate noisy eaters.

Yeah, it's annoying when people shovel a bunch of food in and then are opening their mouth to breathe loudly throughout the chewing process.

Or if they breath so loudly through their nose that it sounds like.. i dunno.. something windy...

When i was in high school i had dinner at the girl i was seeings parents. She had cum in her hair and didn't realize it. It has nothing to do with manners, i just thought of that moment in table lulz history and felt compelled to share it. It was embarrassing and funny at the same time.

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay When i was in high school i had dinner at the girl i was seeings parents. She had cum in her hair and didn't realize it. It has nothing to do with manners, i just thought of that moment in table lulz history and felt compelled to share it. It was embarrassing and funny at the same time.

did the parents see it? and who's cum was it?

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay When i was in high school i had dinner at the girl i was seeings parents.

It seems you spent the bulk of your time jizzing in her hair, rather than paying attention in grammar class.

Last edited by DJ RANN on Jun-23-2012 at 23:28

i used to have impeccable manners. Now eating is more utilitarian. Get it in and quick. I also can eat the same thing for extended periods of time. I mean it is healthy and balanced but i've been known to eat the same 3 sets of meals every day for a year.

To be hones, every facet of my life that isn't related to my main focus is suffering it seams. My writing has become horrendous. I read things i say and wonder what the fuck i was thinking or doing. Like words that don't even make sense.

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Originally posted by DJ RANN It seems you spent the bulk of your time jizzing in her hair, rather than paying attention in grammar class.

Your edit told me you f5'ed for 2 hours. Fucking D listers.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney To be hones, every facet of my life that isn't related to my main focus is suffering it seams. My writing has become horrendous. I read things i say and wonder what the fuck i was thinking or doing. Like words that don't even make sense.

It seams as though you are right

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay Your edit told me you f5'ed for 2 hours. Fucking D listers.