|Originally posted by zyklon-jay |
I can give a pass on not knowing which fork is which, but shovel eating, mouth full talking, elbows on the table, reaching over everyone for shit and eating stuff with their hands that is not meant to be eaten that way.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
See, to me the stuff you listed is just normal table manners. All that foppery about proper wine-pouring, though? Pfft.