Don't lie, either. I know plenty of guys with high self esteem, successful, good looking, etc. that would still maintain an erection even with some fat slob of a chick.

I'm wondering, how crazy is too crazy...to fuck?

Like, say you're with some chick and out of nowhere she strips naked and asks you to fuck her. Initially you reject her because you didn't think it would be this easy. Then she starts crying and reveals to you all of her daddy issues, and you sense how important it is for her self esteem that you fuck her.

Do you do it?

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

She also owns a lot of cats.

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id fuck jenny

She's likely a stripper.


edit: lol no sorry, I take it back. Then the stripping out of nowhere thing wouldn't make sense. OR WOULD IT??

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

If she started crying and becoming unbearable to be around, then yes I would fuck her. A) To make her stop, B) So I wouldn't have to jerk off alone that night, C) If she wouldn't leave after (as is the case with most daddy issue girls) I'd kick her out of my place

You know what they say about hookers... you pay them not for sex but so they can leave after. Charlie Sheen.

I wonder if he'd fuck anything....

P.S. I don't know if I would be aroused enough to maintain an erection with an extremely fat slob of a chick though, ya know? Personally I have to be at least midly aroused. Closing my eyes and thinking of someone else does not work when I'm fumbling around the rolls.

Fuck.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo DADS AT DISCOUNTS, TRYING AISLES OF DEALS IN EACH DEPARTMENT. DADS WITH WRISTS LIKE TREE TRUNKS AND A HEART OF POLISHED ONYX. UNFORGIVING GROINS AND LOINS, COTTONELLE TOUCH. INFINIDADS KNOW THAT I DON'T ONLY WANT LEGOS, I WANT INSTRUCTIONS. DADS OF ALL CALIBERS.

Who you feel worse about fucking? The fat bitch or the daddy issues psycho?

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

when it comes to shit like that you gotta throw bitches the fuck out

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I think I'd feel worse about the daddy issues one. They might have more psychological issues after you just banged them and thrown them out of your apartment. I mean, suddenly after that one fuck they've developed feelings for you and you just kicked them out?

The fat one can get her self-esteem back by running a mile or something.

P.S. How old is too old btw? For girls and guys.

Like if a 65-70 year old asked you to fuck, would you?

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Originally posted by Ted Promo DADS AT DISCOUNTS, TRYING AISLES OF DEALS IN EACH DEPARTMENT. DADS WITH WRISTS LIKE TREE TRUNKS AND A HEART OF POLISHED ONYX. UNFORGIVING GROINS AND LOINS, COTTONELLE TOUCH. INFINIDADS KNOW THAT I DON'T ONLY WANT LEGOS, I WANT INSTRUCTIONS. DADS OF ALL CALIBERS.

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Originally posted by chris1011 The fat one can get her self-esteem back by running a mile or something.

Statistically speaking, the fat one is more likely to gorge herself on cake and/or ice cream than run a mile.

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Originally posted by Moongoose Statistically speaking, the fat one is more likely to gorge herself on cake and/or ice cream than run a mile.

Very true. Tho that would kinda be a short self-esteem boost. Maybe they would feel bad enough to say "man I gotta change my body". Maybe you'd be doing her a favour.

Not likely though

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Originally posted by Ted Promo DADS AT DISCOUNTS, TRYING AISLES OF DEALS IN EACH DEPARTMENT. DADS WITH WRISTS LIKE TREE TRUNKS AND A HEART OF POLISHED ONYX. UNFORGIVING GROINS AND LOINS, COTTONELLE TOUCH. INFINIDADS KNOW THAT I DON'T ONLY WANT LEGOS, I WANT INSTRUCTIONS. DADS OF ALL CALIBERS.