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Your most embarassing date ever!
Dating is a fine art based on getting to know (in any possible way) someone else. There maybe several different kinds of dates: good, bad, scary, funny... all right, I'm done with the intro.
The fact is that, for some bizarre reason, I was now thinking about my most embarassing date ever. Have you ever had a similar situation? Share with us  Anyway, I'd better start, right? Here's (a part of) mine:
| quote: | I had asked out this really cute girl - I was going to pick her up at school and have some lunch. That's when I comitted my mistake: I had potatoes and cabbage. Gases started to flow all inside of me while we were talking. I though that a walk would help my digestion. While we were walking, she started to tell about her life and though I was trying to pay attention, I couldn't think about anything but my inner problems. We were walking on a very romantic park - so romantic, that there were no restrooms anywhere.
Anyway, I had an idea: I'd get us some pop corn, and while she was eating, there would be some noise inside her head - noisy enough for me to drop the bomb, I thought. Although we had lunch a few minutes ago, she accepted my offer and when she first ate it, I made my move. Obviously, she heard and looked at me. I looked at the pop corn saler, "blaming on him", and (I believe) she bought it. Ah, what a relief! But it didn't last much - a bit after, I was filled up with gas again. I tried to hold it as much as I could. The problem (?) is that she was really having a great time and then the greatest part had come: the kiss time when you leave her at her house. You know when you start to look at each other with that "dumb face"... then, we were this way and when I approached to touch her lips... TTTTTRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!! I forgot about my situation down there and it just came out. She looked scared at me with a "What was that!?" face - I said it was my shoe, but she couldn't stop laughing. She just said "Bye! Thanks for this lovely afternoon" and entered the house. There I was, outside - only me and that bloody gas of mine |
Your turn now guys (and girls)!
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