Photo I took today of a pet wolf that these 2 butch lesbians had, way up in a remote section of the NC mountains. I took it from a distance, so it's hard to tell... but the fucking thing was HUGE. I almost shit my pants when I saw it because I didn't notice it's wire enclosure. There was a 2nd one that was all white, and was as big as a fucking bear. The two of them looked at me and started howling up in the air... pretty scary when you're 20 feet away and see something like that unexpectedly.
I asked one of the ladies, "Uhhh.. how do you have those as pets? Is that legal?" And she just winked and said, "Don't tell anybody."
I was like, fuck that I'm not telling anyone!