Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Last edited by gehzumteufel on May-31-2010 at 05:18
May-31-2010 05:13
FuzzQi
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Ahh that truck is so cute!
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May-31-2010 05:23
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by FuzzQi
Ahh that truck is so cute!
haha they are everywhere. All kinds of small cars/trucks like that.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
May-31-2010 05:30
Lira
Moderator Marcus Secundus
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil Formerly known as: Maaz
Haha, that's the cutest thing about Japan: most cars look like little boxes, even trucks
Originally said by Maurice Moss
I came here to kick ass and drink milk... and I've just finished my milk
May-31-2010 05:33
Lira
Moderator Marcus Secundus
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil Formerly known as: Maaz
By the way, Ben, have you felt the urge to hit a casheer in the back of the head yet? Or are Brazilians even less formal than Americans?
May-31-2010 05:34
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by Lira
By the way, Ben, have you felt the urge to hit a casheer in the back of the head yet? Or are Brazilians even less formal than Americans?
lol why do you ask? Nothing seems out of the ordinary for Japan. Although the fact that the are over polite can get a little annoying.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
May-31-2010 06:03
Rose
We so excited!
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
Hooker when are you coming back to the States? Are you still planning to come for WMC next year?
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im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
May-31-2010 06:04
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by Rose
Hooker when are you coming back to the States? Are you still planning to come for WMC next year?
I leave Japan in 2 days.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
May-31-2010 06:08
Lira
Moderator Marcus Secundus
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil Formerly known as: Maaz
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
lol why do you ask? Nothing seems out of the ordinary for Japan. Although the fact that the are over polite can get a little annoying.
Exactly, that! Jesus H. Christ, that extreme politeness is way too annoying! After a couple of days in Japan, I started to look for new ways to break the ice and turn them back into human beings.
That's why I said you should ask a female cashier for some "gomu" (that's Japanese for condom, by the way). I was in a Family Mart and I really needed one, but couldn't find it because they had no Durex (which is the only foreign brand I know, so I assumed they had to have it there). When I couldn't find it, I just walked up to the cashier and asked where the condoms were. The look on her face was priceless and, from that moment on, she "snapped out" of robot mode because she could barely contain her laughter. From that point onwards, I'd always do something funny/unexpected to make it clear that I wasn't an easily butthurtable person
Originally said by Maurice Moss
I came here to kick ass and drink milk... and I've just finished my milk
May-31-2010 06:15
EgosXII
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Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Melbourne
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Originally posted by Lira
Exactly, that! Jesus H. Christ, that extreme politeness is way too annoying! After a couple of days in Japan, I started to look for new ways to break the ice and turn them back into human beings.
That's why I said you should ask a female cashier for some "gomu" (that's Japanese for condom, by the way). I was in a Family Mart and I really needed one, but couldn't find it because they had no Durex (which is the only foreign brand I know, so I assumed they had to have it there). When I couldn't find it, I just walked up to the cashier and asked where the condoms were. The look on her face was priceless and, from that moment on, she "snapped out" of robot mode because she could barely contain her laughter. From that point onwards, I'd always do something funny/unexpected to make it clear that I wasn't an easily butthurtable person
ITTERASHAI!!!!!
I wonder if they're overly kind to foreigners as well...?
when i was there i was by myself for the 5 weeks, and encountered a lot of the same over-politeness, but it's really hard to know if it's just because i was one of the most obvious Gaijin anyone would most likely ever see
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Originally posted by Lira
Exactly, that! Jesus H. Christ, that extreme politeness is way too annoying! After a couple of days in Japan, I started to look for new ways to break the ice and turn them back into human beings.
That's why I said you should ask a female cashier for some "gomu" (that's Japanese for condom, by the way). I was in a Family Mart and I really needed one, but couldn't find it because they had no Durex (which is the only foreign brand I know, so I assumed they had to have it there). When I couldn't find it, I just walked up to the cashier and asked where the condoms were. The look on her face was priceless and, from that moment on, she "snapped out" of robot mode because she could barely contain her laughter. From that point onwards, I'd always do something funny/unexpected to make it clear that I wasn't an easily butthurtable person
ahh lol yeah that shit is somewhat annoying, but I am whatever about it at the same time. I wish they were less formal and weren't such pansies.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
May-31-2010 06:23
Lira
Moderator Marcus Secundus
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil Formerly known as: Maaz
Pansies? What happened?
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Originally posted by EgosXII
ITTERASHAI!!!!!
ITTEKIMASU!!!!!
Wait, where am I ittekuruing to?
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Originally posted by EgosXII
I wonder if they're overly kind to foreigners as well...?
when i was there i was by myself for the 5 weeks, and encountered a lot of the same over-politeness, but it's really hard to know if it's just because i was one of the most obvious Gaijin anyone would most likely ever see
Nah, my fiancée said they're like that to everyone, though they're often pretty excited to see a foreigner.
I remember I was mega happy when a cashier stroke up a conversation with me when I make a witty comment, just to see my fiancé fuming saying that should have never happened and that the girl was probably hitting on me.
All in all, Japan is a massive ego boost! I wonder how many Jewpanese babies Ben will have spawned in the next 9 months