|Originally posted by Lilith |
There's still plenty of stuff running around in Nth America that will probably kill you- bears, mountain lions, gang members with guns, rattlesnakes, Bas on PCP, raccoons with rabies, Mexican drug runners, Toyotas, Brown Recluse spiders, Republicans, terrorists, your drunk neighbour with an assault rifle he bought in a vending machine... christ, why wouldn't you want to live in Australia!
+Possessed Canadian businessmen
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.