hahaha, cat farts. Who is deserving of this new nickname?

hmmmmm

Actually Thailand isn't too bad if you can escape the barely contained civil insurrection, depraved western tourists (who are far more terrible than the transvestites) and awful drivers... foods awesome, its cheap, the weather is mostly good and they've obviously got great hair dressers

It's my fault he's stinky at the moment, making seafood salad last night with prawns, calamari, oysters, little bit of pork, lemongrass, chilli and coconut milk he was just looking at me like "DAMN HAG! Give me some of that already ooh god I'm soooo hungry" meow meow "smells so good, why must you be so cruel."

So I did

And it was a bad idea.

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Originally posted by Lilith It's my fault he's stinky at the moment, making seafood salad last night with prawns, calamari, oysters, little bit of pork, lemongrass, chilli and coconut milk he was just looking at me like "DAMN HAG! Give me some of that already ooh god I'm soooo hungry" meow meow "smells so good, why must you be so cruel." So I did And it was a bad idea.

Suckerrrrrrrr

haaaaaaaa, no kidding, you got played so hard. And now you're paying the price - NO SYMPATHY!

Cats kick ass lmao

That reminds me that I farted the other day when my friends and I were walking to the train. One of those silent ones that comes out all relaxed and smelly. Anyway, it blew right in my friends direction and she started laughing and said "OMG EW the guy in front of us just farted and it blew right in my face!!" and she kept trying to move our of the way to avoid it, not being able to figure out why she couldn't escape.

Bahahahaha. Oh my god I just spat all over my screen.

Yeah, and when we were standing on the platform waiting she said "Do you guys wanna go wait in the shelter? Oh no wait, the farter is in there "

Lmfao.


I even blamed it on the fat girl walking ahead of us, pointing out how uncomfortable her ass looked when she waddled. Lololol. God I was trying so hard not laugh.

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Originally posted by jennypie That reminds me that I farted the other day when my friends and I were walking to the train. One of those silent ones that comes out all relaxed and smelly. Anyway, it blew right in my friends direction and she started laughing and said "OMG EW the guy in front of us just farted and it blew right in my face!!" and she kept trying to move our of the way to avoid it, not being able to figure out why she couldn't escape. Bahahahaha. Oh my god I just spat all over my screen.

Awesome

I like to fart in the supermarket, if I know it's going to be 'silent and violent'. The deli is the best, because people are waiting to be served and have to stand there.

Rofl!


I did it in a club before too (well many times, but this one time in particular). My buddy was like "Jesus Christ Jennie, did you just fart??" And I stone faced replied "No, you know if I did I would fully admit to it" and acted all offended. So then he said, "Yeah you're right, I guess you would." And it remained a mystery that repulsed us all (except not me, lololol). I kept it to myself for 3 or 4 years, until one day I was like "Hey remember that time 4 years ago in the club...it WAS me!" Lmao.

God damn Jenny