i have this weird hygiene thing - a blow my nose multiple times a day, whether or not i need to blow it...and use q-tips on my ears a couple times a day too. after brushing my teeth i do both. after showering i clean my ears, too. before bed. etc etc etc. it's weird. i can imagine that would be interesting though lol.
on a completely unrelated note. define awkward: telling your brother he can have your bedside table...watching him open the drawer to find a couple condom wrappers, 2 pills of viagra, and some massage oil. whoops.