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Originally posted by Lews lol bonk

It's part of my reproductive typology. You see, I use three different verbs for this purpose:

1. Bonk: The scientific terms, origin of expressions such as "intercultural bonking";
   
2. Bang: The more energetic term, it is my 4-letter-word of choice. When you bang someone, I expect to find particles of their Cerebellar cortex somewhere in the stratosphere. Male, female, or what have you;
   
3. Nail: The proper term when there's a religious subtext. Christ must be summoned at some point, otherwise there was no actual nailing.
   

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Originally posted by Sushipunk He did you a favour. If she puts out like that, there's a fair chance you're gonna catch something. Lol.

This.

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Originally posted by Lira It's part of my reproductive typology. You see, I use three different verbs for this purpose: Bonk: The scientific terms, origin of expressions such as "intercultural bonking"; Bang: The more energetic term, is my 4-letter-word of choice. When you bang someone, I expect to find particles of their Cerebellar cortex somewhere in the stratosphere; Nail: The proper term when there's a religious subtext. Christ must be summoned at some point, otherwise there was no actual nailing.

Fucking hell, Lira

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Originally posted by Lira It's part of my reproductive typology. You see, I use three different verbs for this purpose: Bonk: The scientific terms, origin of expressions such as "intercultural bonking"; Bang: The more energetic term, it is my 4-letter-word of choice. When you bang someone, I expect to find particles of their Cerebellar cortex somewhere in the stratosphere. Male, female, or what have you; Nail: The proper term when there's a religious subtext. Christ must be summoned at some point, otherwise there was no actual nailing.

LMFAO. This is why I love you, Lira.

Thanks, everyone

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Originally posted by Sushipunk He did you a favour. If she puts out like that, there's a fair chance you're gonna catch something.

Just before I go to bed, please allow me to entertain you all with a joke.

In a Catholic convent in Tasmania, the mother nun was in charge of giving everyone else the news. "Sisters", she said, "I must inform you there's a case of gonorrhoea in the convent". An old nun in the back cheered, "Good God, finally! I'm already sick and tired of Chardonnay!"

That's it, I'm out

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Originally posted by Ian morning, Ben. You got tickets to any of the ashes shit in adelaide?

nah . Probably should, shaping up to be another doozy. Think we've got a couple of tests against India first so it could be a handy warm up for us.

neat. my dad's got ticks for the T20 game at the oval, he's happy because there's an eng vs aus womens t20 game beforehand & he knows a good 7 or 8 of the current squad through umpiring for them. He's going with my 3rd cousin or something like that who is born in Aus but curiously married an english woman. from the midlands. Yeah, Stu.

He's got 5 days for the SCG test too. I'd have liked to have come down but it's 3k for 2.5 weeks and I'd rather spend 1/3 that and do canada/america for 4 months

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Lol, I actually made a FB account couple of months ago

Now all you need is an iPhone and some house records and you're dead to me.

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Originally posted by Lilith Now all you need is an iPhone and some house records and you're dead to me.

You should so get on fb too. Just to provoke people, and hurl cats at enemies.

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Originally posted by Ian You should so get on fb too. Just to provoke people, and hurl cats at enemies.

Yeah, it'll be so great to find all these people I've made a point of deliberately avoiding for the last upteen, however long years because they're halfwits and cretins.
How about I just fall off something onto concrete, it'll be less painful.

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Originally posted by Lilith Now all you need is an iPhone and some house records and you're dead to me.

Cheeky

You'll have died of natural causes before there's an Apple product in this household