|Originally posted by gehzumteufel |
For the most part, the only thing they share is the Cyrillic script. They have a VERY different culture (more resembling Chinese culture) than your typical Russian.
What? They share a lot in common with the russkies!
1.a) Russians built a huge empire, and today are the biggest country in the world
1.b) Genghis Khan
2.a) Russians were commies until a couple of decades ago
2.b) Same applies to Mongolians
3.a) Russians are immune to cold weather
3.b) So are Mongolians
4.a) Russians like meat
4.b) So do Mongolians
5.a) Europeans built an ideological iron curtain to protect themselves from those nasty Russians
5.b) The Chinese built a madrefunking wall to keep the Mongolians out.
6.a) The Russians entered Europe anyway.
6.b) And so did the Mongolians.
See? I bet if you put a Russian drunkard in front of a ventilator, and a Mongolian peasant by his side, no one will be able to tell who is who until the Russian starts to hiccup.