OMG, FUZZQI POKED ME! It wouldn't be a big deal if he wasn't such a Kiwi Aussie. I mean really, you don't see an issue with him doing that, considering how openly I've expressed he can only be one of the two? It's fucking suspect. It isn't just some "FuzzQi is a double agent" thing. He isn't the good kind of double agent.
I bet he's an Al-Qaedian. Better poke him back.