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Originally posted by nefardec i can now once again marry my girlfriend

hey congrats

also, shaw, its probably from all the travelling

39 days!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi all

g'day serb. been watching your not-so countrywoman in the tennis. so hot, but she's useless. Ana Ivanovic, for the record. Did I say hot?

Meh, she isn't that great. She'd be far off the top of the hotness scale in any Balkan country, populated by Slavic people. Especially in the Dalmatian region of Croatia, where I will be in 3 weeks. Aaaaw yea

facially she's better than her countrywoman, Jelena Jankovic and the Aussie of slavic blood Dockic who looks like a bulldog gargling on wasps.

Jankovic and Dokic are not even remotely hot

hence why Ana maybe wins by default

Hi guys.

I may be asking too much of this coffee.. *yawn*. Snoring boyfriends FTL.

I had planned to go swimming today but the weather is ass for the third consecutive day. I waxed my legs for nothing.

maybe not for nothing! give me a shout ill see how i can put those smooth legs to use!

oH MY GOD i love you guys so much i wouldnt know what i'd do without you guys!!! arite got stories to tell, sucks you won't be interested, but whatever.... sliders in my belly right now, ******s!!!

so i believe it is time for Vivid Boy to get a REAL girlfriend. No more lil hoochies to perform favors for my ass. 3 years single, of partying bangin broads and keeping only the dirtiest as fuck buddies. I don't know how I am going to give up sluts for a good wholesome girl but i believe it is time. so step 1) is to change my radar from hoochie radar to good girl radar.
step 2) start figuring out where good single girls AROUND my age hang (still don't want some droopy 28-29 yr old want to grab me a 24-25 to ease me in to the whole relationship thing)
step 3) is to learn how to charm a good girl. Don't want to be too nice but don't want to scare them off by being a complete douche
step 4) figure out a rating system for them. If I am going to commit they must be my definition of perfect. What does that entitle?
step 5) Figure out an action plan on how i want a date to go. no more lets grab drinks get you hammered and let me bang you.
step 6) if they get to step 6 got to make sure they come from a good family, where there sense of normal family life is the same as mine
step 7) cooking classes
step 8) abuse.