It should be law that every apartment complex needs to have a greasy fast food shop on the ground floor, as ours does. You know those days where you're too hungover to even make food or do anything other than surf the net and watch shitty TV? I'm having one right now. Being that I also live on the ground floor and haven't changed out of my pyjamas, the gigantic box of chips drowning in mayonnaise was the most amazing thing that's happened today. Well, besides hearing that Deadmau5 got punched in the head.
May-02-2011 13:37
Fledz
Avocado Club
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Sydney [AUS]
quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
It should be law that every apartment complex needs to have a greasy fast food shop on the ground floor, as ours does. You know those days where you're too hungover to even make food or do anything other than surf the net and watch shitty TV? I'm having one right now. Being that I also live on the ground floor and haven't changed out of my pyjamas, the gigantic box of chips drowning in mayonnaise was the most amazing thing that's happened today. Well, besides hearing that Deadmau5 got punched in the head.
You back in Aus?
May-02-2011 13:44
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location:
Nope. And not for the foreseeable future.
Two years on and this still makes me giggle like IGK at Toys 'R' Us. Watch the guy in the blue turban.
May-02-2011 13:47
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location:
Also, our kitchen is so small that I can reach the stove, oven, fridge, cupboards and bin (via tossing stuff) all from the same chair at the table. Now I definitely don't have to move today. Win.
May-02-2011 14:22
Domesticated
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location:
LAPTOP BATTERY ALMOST EMPTY.
May-02-2011 14:48
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: between her
quote:
Originally posted by iclone
five hours at the beach/pool today, and parts of me are kinda on fire. wtf happened to my latin genes?
We have an opening in housekeeping if you're looking to get back to your roots.
May-02-2011 15:26
shaw
Rochester's Finest
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: with all my rowdy friends
What did you do to the last Maria, Hal?
May-03-2011 01:44
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: between her
Would you like a custom-made wallet?
May-03-2011 02:20
Lira
Moderator Marcus Secundus
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil Formerly known as: Maaz
A mutual friend of my fiancée's and mine recently came out of the closet and she's now a very feminine lesbian - and a rather attractive one at that. It's funny that, even though her sexual orientation has no impact whatsoever on my life, my Y chromosome can't stop thinking about how awesome that is
May-03-2011 02:50
Joss Weatherby
young & cold
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Ruins of Rome | Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
A mutual friend of my fiancée's and mine recently came out of the closet and she's now a very feminine lesbian - and a rather attractive one at that. It's funny that, even though her sexual orientation has no impact whatsoever on my life, my Y chromosome can't stop thinking about how awesome that is
Suggest your fiancée explore her bisexual side, you know... before marriage and stuff... and with pictures?
May-03-2011 03:07
shaw
Rochester's Finest
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: with all my rowdy friends
So, upon seeing me order sopressata and discovering I hadn't tried finocchiona, some random guy offered to buy me some, since he thought I might like the "more fennelly taste."
