|Originally posted by Domesticated |
I use the Bond films as an infallible backup for my gaydar. If I'm not sure, I ask the dude which Bond actor is the best. If he doesn't immediately yell, "SEAN CONNERY!" then I know he's definitely gay. Even if he hasn't discovered it yet. Besides, Bond's father is Scottish, so Connery is the most realistic choice.
Roger Moore is second best though, followed by Craig, Dalton, Brosnan and Lazenby.
I just don't know... the kids these days all like the PC bond... PC bond is a fucking contradiction- Bond is meant to be a smoking, drinking, womanising, killing machine, not some blonde mother****** who has his shirt off for half the film.
Like seriously, the ads for the daniel craig films are of HIM looking sexual. old bond = hot women, new bond = hot bond??