You: There are zombies outside my house, what should i do?
Stranger: OMFG YOU HAVE ZOMBIES TOOO
Stranger: 3rd person today
You: Well, i lied, there is only one zombie, not zombies
You: He is closing in, any tips?
Stranger: go for the head
You: What if he is friendly?
Stranger: hes not he only wants your skin
You: Sounds hot.... its like a sexual zombie?
Stranger: yes he wants you
Stranger: but after he has you he kills you so dont do it
You: I will have go sex with the zombie, but before i cum, i will rum away. Thanks for the tip stranger
Stranger: np but this is weird im leaving ...
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