Haha so I am back at school which means I am chilling in the school cafe, where I have overheard some of the most random conversations. Today's conversation from a few moments ago doesn't fail to deliver. A guy's phone rang, and he quickly answers it and says:
"Whats up baby? You have to hurry up, the other girl is in the bathroom and she will be right back." he talks with her for a few more seconds and says "Nono, I don't think she suspects us anymore. She stopped checking my back for scratches from you." He then sees his girlfriend coming and quickly says "Yeah, Mike, that was the assignment today; hope you get better." then hangs up.