|Originally posted by Ian |
oh yeah but the thing with England & Australia is we can tease each other all day & night in a good natured manner. Can you imagine if we tried the same with America? They'd have nukes pointed and have invaded us decades ago.
Neither of us has a lot of oil, what's the point of invading either-
A: A large swamp full of dopey chav's that they'd have to spend eleventysquillion dollars supporting on welfare. Plus, they'd have to look after Ireland and Scotland which is more or less like asking a drunken uncle to come live with you.
B: A large desert full of bitey animals, rocks, sand and then having to put up with bogans and abos stealing everything. For free they'd also get the 3rd world nation of New Zealand and a surprise when they ask to see a map of Tasmania