A brief riveting tale:
My fiancée told me she was going to a baseball match, but she didn't know who was playing against who. I told her that, if Yakult was playing, I'd be rooting for them. Yakult is the only baseball team I know, and that's just because of the fermented drink on the right of this post.
Anyway, turns out that Yakult is indeed playing against the local team... and we both lol'd. If Yakult wins, I'll drink some tomorrow