|Originally posted by Miss Pie |
We had a friend who always whined and moaned about everything like a woman...always some drama or some other shit, so we used to always joke that he needed some Vagisil. I think my gf actually gave him a Massengil douche one year for his bday, lol.
But, really, I've never had a female girl like him:
"You said you were gonna call me and you didn't!" [ nothing major, by the way, he just wanted to chat ]
"What? I did? Sorry about that, I thought I had told you I'd call you after I finished this mess."
"If you don't care about your friends just say it!"
"I told you I was busy mate, I pulled an all-nighter and I'm still trying to catch up!"
"Don't worry, I'm not going to bother you any longer."
I mean, this is so girly!