|Originally posted by Miss Pie |
Oh btw, I told my friends about my fatty couples theory, and how you guys reacted/spun it, and they agreed that you're all retarded/wrong and I am right. They also said that you're probably fat or dating fatties. Lololol.
Oh man, speaking of which, there is this really fat girl who lives at my apartment complex and drives this tan, late-90s Camry with all sorts of Irish pride stickers on her bumper. I see her walk by when I am out on my deck smoking, and I shit you not, she almost always has a grocery store cake in hand. I feel sorry for her in a way, but then I realize that I wouldn't really feel all that sorry for someone who repeatedly breaks their own toes with a hammer, either. Anyway, whenever it's convenient, I am always sure to park right next to her driver-side door as close as possible. Most normal people would have to squeeze to get through, but I am quite certain she has to wiggle her way to her seat via her passenger side, much to my imaginative amusement.