Ahh. nothing makes a day complete like being bugged by jehovahs witnesses, the lowest of all low, knocking on your doors in their twos or threes.
Me- Can't you see the sign, it says we do not buy or sell from callers at the door
them- we're not selling anything.
me- I'm not buying that crap. Get the fuck of my property you vermin
them- but we only want to tell you about....
me (cutting them off) I don't care. I don't believe in your harry potter like crap. Perhaps one day you'll need a blood transfusion and be fucked, and I'll be there laughing.Now fuck off you ****s.
too harsh These people grind my gears so much, if it was muslims knocking on our doors, the national media would be calling for armageddon, but these ****s seemingly don't know when not to, it's like a monthly infestation that comes without delay, something that perhaps Hal can tell us all about?
Anyway, I'm so considering getting one of the 'one way' signs that adam west talked about in family guy for his dog, and using the line
"One way, because people must know that if they come to my house, there's only one way they'll be leaving, in a bodybag"