|Originally posted by Sushipunk |
Fuck man, that's unlucky You obviously got up to some mischief on your holiday?
Now, where's that Mono smiley?
You know what, I actually didn't drink lethal levels of alcohol this time like I have in previous years so I'm not sure how much it has to do with this, but definitely some.
My liver is totally shot, levels way above normal. My white blood cells are all over the shop, virus has practically destroyed my bone marrow so I need to be careful not to catch anything else.
In other news, my cholesterol levels are fucking awesome. I couldn't suffer a stroke or heart attack if I wanted to
Also, my boss is awesome. She's like "Eh, don't worry about training next week, when you get around to doing it you most likely won't need it anyway so don't even think about it. Just stay home and rest, work stuff can be sorted later".