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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I wasn't hiding. I was strategically evading!

Fairy, don't you have at least 2 handguns and an assault rifle hidden under the counter like a normal person does over there just in case Mexico, Iraq, zee Germans, russians... turns up or hell whoever you're at war with lately?

Sorry, Butch, I'm just not your typical Murican! I did have a knife on me and I am a black belt, but fuck... giving the man a closed casket just sounds like more paperwork. Besides, I needed the exercise.

*slicks back lustrous hair in one, fluid motion*

No one actually expects you to use them in anger, its just a gawd gibbon right to just wave them around yelling yee-haw isnt it?

Well this man was truly deranged. Turns out he was kicked out of that bar across the street for spitting in people's drinks and unnecessarily rubbing up against people on the dance floor. They'd kicked him out twice that night before, eventually pinning him to the ground for 45 minutes when he tried to rush back in, waiting for the police to come... well the cops never came until I called them a fucking 2nd time. In all fairness, it was a shit night, snowing heavily, and we already had like 3 inches on the ground, but fuck... I am sure at the moment somebody, somewhere, was being pulled over for driving too fast on the highway.

He was in no state to be reasoned with whatsoever; kicking things in my lobby, destroying fire extinguisher panels, thrashing the bathroom. I was back in my little panic room with the deadbolt on for a good 5 minutes while he tried with all his might to break it down. He was annoying until that point, but it didn't become real until he leapt the counter and began beating on a weaker door that has no deadbolt. So I flew out the window like so much superman.

I guess he plead guilty and has no recollection of the incident. Pfeh.

I mostly feel sorry for him - the man needs help, though I am rather pissed he's going to serve his sentence in an American jail - he was a Canadian citizen, I'd much rather see his ass deported for some other taxpayers to facilitate his absurd temper.

/IT humor

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On he was a Canadian citizen

Figures, most people tend to be complete tourists in someone else's backyard.

Hal works at a motel just like Slylee. How cute.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Well this man was truly deranged. Turns out he was kicked out of that bar across the street for spitting in people's drinks and unnecessarily rubbing up against people on the dance floor. They'd kicked him out twice that night before, eventually pinning him to the ground for 45 minutes when he tried to rush back in, waiting for the police to come... well the cops never came until I called them a fucking 2nd time. In all fairness, it was a shit night, snowing heavily, and we already had like 3 inches on the ground, but fuck... I am sure at the moment somebody, somewhere, was being pulled over for driving too fast on the highway. He was in no state to be reasoned with whatsoever; kicking things in my lobby, destroying fire extinguisher panels, thrashing the bathroom. I was back in my little panic room with the deadbolt on for a good 5 minutes while he tried with all his might to break it down. He was annoying until that point, but it didn't become real until he leapt the counter and began beating on a weaker door that has no deadbolt. So I flew out the window like so much superman. I guess he plead guilty and has no recollection of the incident. Pfeh. I mostly feel sorry for him - the man needs help, though I am rather pissed he's going to serve his sentence in an American jail - he was a Canadian citizen, I'd much rather see his ass deported for some other taxpayers to facilitate his absurd temper.

I understand no backstory, but fuck!

It really threw me for a loop when you said he was Canadian. Acting like that big of a dick sounds distinctly American.

I knowwww! I was surprised, myself. Thing is, he left his room in a huge hustle (and mess), but when he booked it to the airport, he forgot his damn passport in his room. So when the cops got here and went up to his room, all I had to do was identify him in his photo - saved me a trip down to the precint.

http://www.codeorgan.com/

wowwwww

Found this on /n/

I think this is a model train Love Parade...