Speaking of desk bitches, I went looking for a JP today and finally found one in some government building which conveniently was empty of all staff bar her. Luckily enough she was the actual JP.
She was quite hot and all I could do while she was signing my forms and verifying my passport was visualise doing her on the desk. Is that wrong or does that just make me a pretty normal, straight, 22 year old male?
In hindsight, I probably should have had a crack but there's just something about semi-middle eastern office girls working in a government department that screams "Nooooo get the fuck away!" at me