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Originally posted by zyklon-jay it's going to look like shit

Well, at least you're more qualified than most to know what "shit" looks like

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Originally posted by Alex Well congrats none the less. If you need your lawn mowed or painting I'm your guy. I accept weed and blank prescription pads as payment.

I don't have a lawn anymore and the painting is done, but please fuck my mother in law to get her off of my back

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Well, at least you're more qualified than most to know what "shit" looks like

this shit will smell better.

Does she have a vag like a leather purse and has she had botched boob enhancement surgery?

I like pepperoni nipples

she actually has fake titties but it is her stupid pepper attitude that is botched.

Hmm...

As a rule I don't go for babes who consider a pepsi and a maywest breakfast.

But since we made it through a santa clause parade in July together I'll take care of her for you.

she has 2 assholes and she speaks from one of them.

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay The cost of fuel and the fact that all major arteries into the city made a commute that was normally a 40 minute drive into a 2 + hour nightmare made the choice for us. We bought a forclosure so we got a great deal on 3275 sq feet...but so much work to be done...

2 things.

Firstly, my plan to ban most motorists (those who can't drive properly) would have helped you

Secondly, this is the first time I've seen you use the prefix 'Fore' and not seen it ended with skin. Well done.

I sold my foreskins to Greeks as food Ian.

so that's why they've foreclosed on everything? Interesting theory. BRB, going to call Merkel & Sarkozy.

that kind of foreclosure didn't happen in Canada. the owners died and left more debts than money...I win.

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay I sold my foreskins to Greeks as food Ian.

I just read this, then switched tabs to Facebook and saw this



And for what seemed like eternity I thought it was a foreskin on the bbq