|Originally posted by Lilith |
2 days, go for a whole month. Just smash a window, set it on fire and go fall down some stairs, if you sound convincing enough they might not even deduct it from your sick leave
Fledz, pay me $500 (cash, thanks) and I'll fly down to Sydney, smash up your car, steal your prescription drugs, and slap you around a bit.
I'll even pretend to be an innocent passer-by, and take detailed pics of your injuries for you.
Shop around, you won't find better value!