|Originally posted by -FSP- |
I never post here, but I just want to say that SNSD is the greatest group alive.
A friend of mine is addicted to them. I can stand listening to their music in small doses when he's driving, but I'm afraid they're the cause of his diabetes.
I can't stand to see them, at all. I once went to the supermarket and their video was playing in all television sets, and I cringed so hard it actually gave me cramps and I had to fight for my life as I crawled in search for a shelter. It's like a massive overdose of distilled cuteness, so fake and concentrated that it actually sucks all the energy from surrounding atoms and creates a disturbing bomb of oestrogen and saccharine sexual appeal that makes you feel guilty to be looking at something obviously created for 13 year olds. I mean, really... are adults supposed to be interested on this!?
SCROLL RIGHT TO SEE UNLESS YOU SUFFER FROM DIABETES
(in which case you should probably refrain from seeing it)
This is like N'Sync for guys, for God's sake! And I can't understand why so many grown-ups actually like that! You just know they're not lesbians unlike those blokes from boy bands, so it's not like they're going to make out with one another; and you just know they're not going to take their tight shirts off, so it's not like they're going to make out with one another; and they're actually Korean cyborgs created on Photoshop in order to sweep a generation of jilted Asians who can't have a relationship with an actual girl with pores and farting abilities, so it's not like they're going to make out with one another anywhere outside Jean Baudrillard's conception of what a hyperreal lads' magazine should be like.