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translating documentation for civil engineering applications = FML


boring and frustrating all at once


FUCK

I need cor help. My lil cousin will be turning 18 early this year, and I have no idea what to buy as a present. Obviously I expect dodgy answers, and thank Lira, Jennie and IGK in advance.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Or is it a bloke?

Shit, I forgot to mention. Female

Give her bathstuffs. Birds love baths. And stuffs.

Unless... of course... how fit is she?

I knew you'd ask. I'm not going to answer that because I'm from Derbyshire, not neighbouring Incesteshire (Leicestershire)

I'm going to take that as a yes. Give her a camera, an unprotected photobucket account, and a laptop. Or, you can just give the bathstuffs. But I reckon the camera and the laptop are the perfect gift for a 18 year old girl.

Morning after pills and a sports drink.

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Originally posted by Lira I'm going to take that as a yes. Give her a camera, an unprotected photobucket account, and a laptop. Or, you can just give the bathstuffs. But I reckon the camera and the laptop are the perfect gift for a 18 year old girl.

haha. she has both already and an iphone. She's more pimped out in technology than I am I'm thinking some nice booze, maybe buy her & her bf a meal at one of the nice places in town, or just some cash, but that's too easy

Also, Steve. WTF Have you done to the Sydney weather? If we don't get to take these 3 wickets, I'll be gutted.

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Originally posted by Ian haha. she has both already

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Originally posted by Ian I'm thinking some nice booze

Perfect combination!

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Originally posted by Ian Also, Steve. WTF Have you done to the Sydney weather? If we don't get to take these 3 wickets, I'll be gutted.

Been doing the rain dance all night