OMG, just had the most bizarre dream ever. I dreamt that I was the last person in the world who didnt believe in God and Satan.
And everybody were bowing down to the Dark Lord, like pussies. SO everybody were trying to trick me and shit, so they could eat me.
And Satan showed some fancy tricks with some lights and shit, and i was all like "there is no such thing as dark magic, only cheap tricks. you FAAAAGS!"
but then it turned out i was Damien, and I had to fight Belzebub for the domain of hell. it was in a ring, kinda reminded me of the bloodring in GTASA. and satan had big fucking wheels and i was gonna go take him on but then i woke up.
Im never falling asleep to Dirty Jobs w/Mike Rowe ever again