Show your love skills huh?

What's your best pick-up line, that actually worked..

or one's that is funny to use just as a joke.. but whatever

a pick-up line that can you use on a girl/guy haha..

"Baby, come over my house tonight so we can practice our math skills, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply"

w00t!!

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"Hey, nice shoes, lets fuck'

Man: 'You look fat in those pants'
Woman: 'Excuse me?'
Man: 'I asked if you wanted to dance.'

Or how to pick up a FAT chick (not PHAT)

'Follow me, buffet on the house'

Phat fchik? Hehehehe I have food lets go to my house lol sorry im a bit drunk and i love lesbos

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The best one I've heard of but never actually heard it used...
"You've got the body of a devil and a face like an angel"

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seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.

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Originally posted by torontotrance seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.

Who said anything about dating?

LOL!.......been a loooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg DAY..sorry

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Originally posted by torontotrance seriously, i won't date a girl if i do not know her. Sorry but that's just my style and i find pick up lines extremely LAME!.

torontotrance´s getting sensetive here, why do you want to know her?
if you don´t know her its easier to fukk/bone her right?

who said i like easy girls.....i like challenges......then again.....i know nothing really on this subject.

'fancy a fuck?'
bit of a turn off for some people, but well funny if u think abt it

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trancegurl says: "wanna play house fine thang?"

guy says: "sure..i guess"

trancegurl says: "you can be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long"


i have used this line before..on a dare..it's was great..hahhahah