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ostrich
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL

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Racist Microwave Buyer
Posted at: 2009-11-16 13:02:45
Original ad:
WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY
From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only,
but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we
can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,
Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it
would match my kitchen.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world
we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think
I can sell my microwave to a bigot.

Sincerely offended,
Jamal

From Amy ****** to Me:

I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you
would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed
the ad to avoid any confusion.

Amy

From Me to Amy ******:

So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your
racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you
a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?

From Amy ****** to Me:

I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!

From Me to Amy ******:

So you don't want the microwave?

From Amy ****** to Me:

Will you still sell it to me?

From Me to Amy ******:

I would never sell anything to a racist.

From Amy ****** to Me:

Ugh I'm done with you.


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Brian Blanc
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most of my friends are offended by this video but I think it is funny. Enjoy


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Desiderata
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quote:
Originally posted by Brian Blanc
most of my friends are offended by this video but I think it is funny. Enjoy



Needs more Jake Benson !!


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Spin Laden
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lol


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quote:
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Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Spin Laden
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quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced


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quote:
Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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This one I do not get, Mr Laden


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You will if you look for the Thread that is now closed.


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Karate school


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Alex
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.






What's green and has wheels?

Grass...I lied about the wheels


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ostrich
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Registered: Jan 2008
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this is for you, spin!


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malek
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The royal visit


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