Originally posted by fayraree
ur mom's gonna get raped.
LOL!!!
Nov-23-2008 13:37
Spin Laden
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had to clean thread up, dead pakis and moms notwithstanding
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
Little Susie was not the best student in CatholicSchool. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.
Nov-24-2008 18:41
Dj Nacht
Steve French
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Location: Montreal
O'Byrne playing hockey
Nov-25-2008 03:11
Spin Laden
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Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
quote:
Originally posted by Dj Nacht
O'Byrne playing hockey
O'Byrne at a nightclub.
somewhere, some broad in Florida is laughing.
Nov-25-2008 14:51
ostrich
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Location: MTL
Alarm Clock Problems
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Nov-25-2008 19:05
Spin Laden
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since this is now about Pakistan jokes..
Question - When you apply for Welfare in Pakistan what does that Government give you?
Answer - A map of Canada
Nov-27-2008 14:26
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so I was with Spin Laden's mother the other night and I say, "gee, your pussy's huge, gee your pussy's huge." and his mother's like "why'd u have to say that twice?" and I'm like, "I didn't."
Dec-01-2008 05:13
Spin Laden
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did u try the crabcakes?
Dec-01-2008 14:33
ostrich
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Location: MTL
The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops.
It's a talking Muslim Doll in full yashmack.
Nobody knows what it says yet because no one will pull the chord.
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04.04 | Ground-Zero @ Salon Daomé
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05.02 | Ground-Zero @ Salon Daomé
05.11 | Stereo w/ Nicole Moudaber
05.17 | B'day bash @ Le Bleury
05.24 | TBC, Toronto
