Become a part of the TranceAddict community! Frequently Asked Questions - Please read this if you haven'tSearch the forums
tranceaddict Forums > Local Scene Info / Discussion / EDM Event Listings > Canada > Canada - Montreal > Joke of the day thread?
Pages (42): « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 [9] 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 »   Last Thread   Next Thread
Author
Thread    Post A Reply
zeKsg
ZEK



Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by Spin Laden
TALIBANNED!


ROFL!

Old Post Nov-20-2008 08:23  Russia
Click Here to See the Profile for zeKsg Click here to Send zeKsg a Private Message Add zeKsg to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
zoogla
Guest



Registered: Not Yet
Location:

quote:
Originally posted by fullhouse
what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm

...

laugh and reload

ur mom's gonna get raped.

Old Post Nov-23-2008 06:47 
Add  to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
fullhouse
snowmen full of bullets



Registered: Mar 2008
Location: MTL . Hop la TO

my mom's dead man
what the fuck

Old Post Nov-23-2008 09:51  Lesotho
Click Here to See the Profile for fullhouse Click here to Send fullhouse a Private Message Add fullhouse to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
JeremyZF
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
ur mom's gonna get raped.

LOL!!!

Old Post Nov-23-2008 14:37  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for JeremyZF Click here to Send JeremyZF a Private Message Add JeremyZF to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
had to clean thread up, dead pakis and moms notwithstanding

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in CatholicSchool. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Old Post Nov-24-2008 19:41  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for Spin Laden Click here to Send Spin Laden a Private Message Add Spin Laden to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Dj Nacht
Steve French



Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Montreal

O'Byrne playing hockey

Old Post Nov-25-2008 04:11  Italy
Click Here to See the Profile for Dj Nacht Click here to Send Dj Nacht a Private Message Add Dj Nacht to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Nacht
O'Byrne playing hockey


O'Byrne at a nightclub.

somewhere, some broad in Florida is laughing.

Old Post Nov-25-2008 15:51  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for Spin Laden Click here to Send Spin Laden a Private Message Add Spin Laden to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
ostrich
13percent.ca



Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL
Alarm Clock Problems


___________________
Ostrich
13 PERCENT


04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury

Old Post Nov-25-2008 20:05  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for ostrich Click here to Send ostrich a Private Message Visit ostrich's homepage! Add ostrich to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
since this is now about Pakistan jokes..

Question - When you apply for Welfare in Pakistan what does that Government give you?

Answer - A map of Canada

Old Post Nov-27-2008 15:26  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for Spin Laden Click here to Send Spin Laden a Private Message Add Spin Laden to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
zoogla
Guest



Registered: Not Yet
Location:

so I was with Spin Laden's mother the other night and I say, "gee, your pussy's huge, gee your pussy's huge." and his mother's like "why'd u have to say that twice?" and I'm like, "I didn't."

Old Post Dec-01-2008 06:13 
Add  to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

did u try the crabcakes?

Old Post Dec-01-2008 15:33  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for Spin Laden Click here to Send Spin Laden a Private Message Add Spin Laden to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
ostrich
13percent.ca



Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL

The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops.
It's a talking Muslim Doll in full yashmack.
Nobody knows what it says yet because no one will pull the chord.


___________________
Ostrich
13 PERCENT


04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury

Old Post Dec-09-2008 07:05  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for ostrich Click here to Send ostrich a Private Message Visit ostrich's homepage! Add ostrich to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message

tranceaddict Forums > Local Scene Info / Discussion / EDM Event Listings > Canada > Canada - Montreal > Joke of the day thread?
Post New Thread    Post A Reply

Pages (42): « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 [9] 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 »  
Last Thread   Next Thread
Show Printable Version | Subscribe to this Thread

Forum Jump:

All times are GMT. The time now is 18:26.

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
[IMG] code is ON
 
Search this Thread:

 
Contact Us - return to tranceaddict

Powered by: Trance Music & vBulletin Forums
Copyright ©2000-2014

Privacy Statement
Geo Visitors Map

Icon