Maybe you're gay and you just don't know it yet.

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I've had a 45 year old rub up on me while I'm dancing with my own little group of me, Tom, Donny, and Tom's ex. I just walked away.

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Originally posted by Krypton See, I was in the club, buffed up dude with a strapped wife beater comes up to me, says I look cute, and asks if I'm gay. WTF???

well, i somewhat know the feeling. i get more compliments about my breasts from women then men. anyhow my guess is you look gay.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

You got a pretty mouth.

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Originally posted by bas You got a pretty mouth.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

When I use to work at a bally total fitness, I was once watching the front counter and swiping members cards in and this gay guy came in and gave me his card to swipe. As I did he complimented my hands and said they were nice. Fucking FAG.

I was rockin' my batman shirt outside a club here in the summer time a few years ago and this yonne came up to me and was like (in french) "hey, do you have a robin?"

Then closed with this line after about 10 minutes of beyond awkward conversation:

"I'll be the joker if you want, hahahaha"

ME:

"hehhehhehhehheh"

Think it was before Hernan Cattaneo actually, kind of funny.

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now you know how uncomfortable you make women feel.

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Originally posted by Krypton See, I was in the club, buffed up dude with a strapped wife beater comes up to me, says I look cute, and asks if I'm gay. WTF???

because you look gay

doesn't happen to me - must be losing my sex appeal (assuming I had any to begin with)... most find me intimidating bear-type. Oh well. At least chicks dig my big fat....





























...wallet

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

its happened to me too, im flattered and all but...yeah