In the beginning, there was Jack. And Jack had a groove. And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldly declared, "Let there be House!"
And House music was born. I am, you see. I am the creator. And this is my House.
And in my House there is only House music. But I am not so selfish, because once you've entered my House,
it then becomes our House, and our House music. And you see, no one man owns House,
because house music is a universal language spoke and understood by all.
You see, House is a feeling, that no one can understand really, unless you're deep into the vibe of House.
House is an uncontrollable desire to Jack your body. And as I told ya before, this is our house, and our House music.
And in every house you understand, there is a keeper. And in this house the keeper is Jack.
Now some of you might wonder, "who is Jack and what is it that Jack does?"
Jack is the one who gives you the power to Jack your body.
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.
You may be black, you may be white, you may be Jew, or Gentile.
It don't make a difference in our house. And this is fresh!
No Rules, Great Old