Theres this hot young tender virgin ass at my work. And I want to put my dick in her first before anyone else does. Got any advice for me?

Personally i would play it cool to begin with. you didnt give us too much detail on your situtation which makes it alittle more tricky. For example, do you know her for a long time? did you hang out with her already? do you know what she likes/dislikes in terms of hobbies or activites? Is she more extraverted or introverted? etc....

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Move along.....






Nothin' to see here

i would show her this thread...

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wow talk about getting straight to the point. hrhrhr

if u gotta go on a forum to ASK about HOW to get some, chances are you dont have MUCH game. this was a funny thread!


+1 on vtec's advice.

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Originally posted by phoenixBEBE

You two look AWESOME in your avatar, Lyss.

fuckin direct..

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Originally posted by Direct Theres this hot young tender virgin ass at my work. And I want to put my dick in her first before anyone else does. Got any advice for me?

Here is your advise you numb nuts:

take one cold shower every morning before work.

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Originally posted by euphoria I will ban you

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Originally posted by Yan You two look AWESOME in your avatar, Lyss.

hahah aww thats so swt. thanks babes

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Originally posted by ReenTeenTeen Here is your advise you numb nuts: take one cold shower every morning before work.

numbnuts

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Originally posted by ReenTeenTeen Here is your advise you numb nuts: take one cold shower every morning before work.

thanks for starting my day with a nice laugh.

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Originally posted by Highmay i would show her this thread...

haha....

i second the no game comment. Don't even try, you'll just look like a moron and scare off other unsuspecting females.

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Originally posted by vtec junkie

Its worked many times for brian..When Brian was living in Florida with me I used to here the same conversation coming from his room every morning...

Girl..."who are you,,where am I ??"

Brian..."Dont worry nothing happened"

Girl..."Can you give me a lift to school,,I got my PSAT's Today"

Brian..."No problem,,would you like to come see some puppies first"

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