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Every Halloween millions of pumpkins go to waste, tossed away like cheap trash. However, with a little creativity, that seemingly innocent pumpkin can become one hot sex toy.
Pumpkin Dildo:
Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin. Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.
Step 2: Make the lid. Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a "lid."
Step 3: Make room for the dildo. Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.
Step 4: Check your fit Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.
Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.
Step 6: Ride the orange pony
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I like well proportioned chicks. And the shortening of the arms coupled with the cute thick legs kinda gets to me a bit. Kinda has the T-REX look goin on. I'd definately hit it but she has to leave right after . No cuddling 
