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Anonymous X
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What did the Atheist say after he was hit by a bus?

A: "Oh God!...Oh God!...Help me Jesus!"


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kanadianiceman
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a paradox no?


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TranceFusion
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A little food for thought...

An atheist doesn't believe in God...

Though you NEED a God to be an atheist...

Hummm....

:TF:


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no, you need other people to believe in God to be an atheist


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quote:
Originally posted by Pjotr G
no, you need other people to believe in God to be an atheist


Moves in the for the pwn and... YES! He does it. +1, good sir.

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there are no atheists on the battlefield.


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N|te-L|fe
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quote:
Originally posted by Pjotr G
no, you need other people to believe in God to be an atheist


yup.. god is the imaginary friend of grown-ups


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Dervish
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Registered: Dec 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by TranceFusion
A little food for thought...

An atheist doesn't believe in God...

Though you NEED a God to be an atheist...

Hummm....

:TF:


Incorrect, an atheist belives there is not god. So why would they need a god?

An agnostic doesn't belive in god but they also do not actively belive there is not a god. Is that more what you mean?


Also I recon the atheist wouldn't be saying much, never mind 'god' after getting hit by a bus (unless it was going slow....)


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Re: What did the Atheist say after he was hit by a bus?

quote:
Originally posted by Anonymous X
A: "Oh God!...Oh God!...Help me Jesus!"


Go away god lover.


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quote:
Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
there are no atheists on the battlefield.



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Crazy bible thumpers.

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