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Anyway, if this was like one of those points things where you get 3 points if you say "yes" to a point - and have like 20 points at the end, then you're a full sick muzza.
No offence to anyone, of course
1. You work in a medial job, generally something that involves delivering pizzas or getting your hands dirty.
2. You wear jewellry, often earrings and chains of some description, or you might be branching out (in 2005) and getting into jade and beads and stuff.
3. You wear a baseball cap - usually quite high, with the top of your head and hair visible - usually this area is extremely styled and a pat on the back if you tie it in the back with a rubber band for extra fit.
4. Your industrie or Politix polo must have the collar up and points for having the brand on the underside of the collar, visible from behind when up.
5. You drive a car, often of Australian origin (although points for branching out into Japanese and Korean). You have a stereo worth 30%+ of the car, or wheels, body kits and the like (kudos for the neons underneath) and a tinny sounding exhaust tip you bought at Autobahn at their 20% off sale. Double points for having the seat back so far that from the outside you look like youre sitting in the back seat.
6. You are often anti-drugs. If fact you spend much of your time gym training or kick-boxing. You might have something at Scot Project though.
7. The music you listen to often has continous snare rolls, fast beats and lend itself well to being described as "repetitious".
8. You are often uneducated, usually a dropout although points for Year 12 certificate and double for a degree.
9. Your women are bitches and hoes. The more you bang and the bigger the penis. Your friends must rally when you get rejected and "slag" the girl off.
10. You must know someone, somewhere, who is important enough to give you a) a discount b) a meal ticket c) a hand in a fight (cousins dont count).
That's enough. How many of you are muzzas?
another one from the thread i think we need to do a survey.
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