|Originally posted by afxtwin |
have you guys ever stashed shit for an international trip? im taking a month trip to fiji and i doubt there's substances to buy over there in good quality. anyone have any advice? even if itll sound crazy, i need a brainstorm here.
first i was thinking of putting shit in my socks. that goes as far as getting through a patdown i think. i dont care if my shit gets squashed. squashed weed is better than no weed. but what about search dogs? that scares the bejeezus out of me. i will be flying out of nyc and landing in la first, so security will be the tightest i think. what would kill the smell best? lemon juice? if i strap some baggies to my nuts and not shower for days maybe my bo will cover it up. fuck. im pretty desperate.
i might just dump the idea of weed and get some acid instead. or mushrooms. id think they would be less obvious that weed. but thats a totally different experience. i just wanna chill on the beach and have a nice blunt to myself. all the time.
anyone know the security for international flights in LAX or fiji airports? i havnt travelled international yet, ever, so i dont know how tight customs is. help a fiend out guys. should i take a risk? i think id go to some crazy measures if some weird idea works. like carry a skunk around as a pet or something. or bangage my feet up like they're 3rd degree burns and go as far as unwrapping my foot to prove my point. and no i wont swallow condoms full of coke.
anyone ever been successful at smuggling?
im thinking about posting this in the larger core for more responses. maybe the crackhead alliance has advice.
As someone who travels regularly (8-12 trips a year) I will say..
DO NOT DO IT.
Police dogs have found coke stashed in a baggie inside a JAR of mustard. Don't shoot yourself in the foot. It is nearly impossible to know what dogs will be where when you arrive, etc etc etc. Don't be retarded.
Acid, no problem.. thats easy peasy.
Shrooms, i dont know.. I suggest asking around..
I suggest bringing papers or a clean piece with you to fiji and asking some of the locals at your hotel.. You cant imagine how easy it is to score drugs in foreign countries if you look around a bit and ask the right questions.. shit, sometimes they come up to foriengers and offer drugs straight up. Always haggle the price.. they will try and rip you off for sure.
DO NOT TRAFFIC DRUGS UNLESS U WANT A DICK UP YOUR ASS 2 DAYS LATER IN JAIL
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.